Alright nosy, here you go!

  • if you could replace the ground with anything, what would you choose?

    So, my initial thought was bubble wrap, but I can imagine that getting frustrating very quickly. Maybe moving walkways, like at the airport. I live for the efficiency of a moving walkway.

  • what books would win the “all-time ErinReads Choice Awards”

    Best Fiction The Vanishing Half (Brit Bennett)

    Best Fantasy Circe (Madeline Miller)

    Best Romance Beach Read (Emily Henry)

    Best Sci-Fi Project Hail Mary (Andy Weir)

    Best Horror The Left-Right Game* (Jack Anderson)

    *not a book, but a long-form story on r/nosleep and now its own podcast

    Best Graphic Novel Joe vs. Elan School* (Joe Nobody)

    *a webcomic about a boy’s horrific experience with the troubled teen industry

    Best Poetry All-American Poem (Matthew Dickman)

    Best Young Adult They’re dated and definitely have their problems, but anything by Tamora Pierce

    Best MG/Children's The Chronicles of Chrestomanci (Diana Wynne Jones)

    Best Nonfiction The Anthropocene Reviewed (John Green)

  • what’s your most controversial opinion?

    STAR WARS ISN’T THAT GOOD, YOU JUST LIKED IT AS A KID.

  • What secret skill do you have?

    I can beat anyone in Tetris.

  • What’s your fatal flaw?

    I’m a perfectionist, but not in the fun Monica Geller way. In the, “One time I threw a plastic bottle in a garbage can instead of a recycling bin and spent the rest of the day sincerely googling how to donate a kidney to make up for it” way.

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